I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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