the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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