How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
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If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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