No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I fill condoms, not promises.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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