So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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