For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
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I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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