He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
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Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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