He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
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