My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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