I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I am full of burrito and curiosity
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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