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You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
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Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
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Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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