i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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