I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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