i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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