STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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