Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
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somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?