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  Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.

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• (909): View more from California

  dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.

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  Update, its a couple

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?

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• (951): View more from California

  Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.

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• (562): View more from California

  I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.

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• (845): View more from New York

  dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?

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