Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
