found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
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im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Mom said you looked used
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS