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After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
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What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
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I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!