just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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