I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
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I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
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Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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