Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Also, beer. Big fan.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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