Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
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So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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