I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
How external is "for external use only"?
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he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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