i wish there were pregnant emoticons
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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