so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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