I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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