at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
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i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
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The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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