He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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