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go home
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they're like a gay fantastic four
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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