OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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