You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
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I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
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we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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