As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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