i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
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just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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