Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I think my moral compass just broke
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Randomize