wanna go halves on a baby?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
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Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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