just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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