PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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