Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Someone signed my nipple.
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