dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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