Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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