At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
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I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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