she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
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This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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