blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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