Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
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I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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