You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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