I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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