Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
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on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
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why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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