physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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