i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
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hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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