Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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