quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
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I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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