i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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