Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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