don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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